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BDU
TO:
Kptlt J.S. Balz,
I knew Der Fuhrer would refuse your request even though he is a great fan of you, and of, ahem, your great skill as a songwriter.
The following is top secret!
Lufwaffe aeriel intelligence reports that a large battle-cruiser possibly HMS HOOD or another large Royal Navy Battlship is docked in Portsmoth. It is probabaly a safegaurd against operation SEELOWE
Since you are our best commander and we may never get a chance to demish British morale like this again.
Your Primary Mission is as follows: Infiltrate the defences of Portsmoth and sink any British Capital Ships docked there. Also take reconissence shots of the port defences as intelligence prior to Operation SEELOWE
Secondray Mission: Infiltrate the defences of Portsmoth and sink any ship merchant or navy. Also take reconissence shots of the port defences as intelligence prior to Operation SEELOWE
When you have completed your objective proceed to complete your patrol grid.
Should you complete this mission (surley a pice of cake to you), I'm sure the Fuhrer will complete any request of yours and I shall personally assure that ''Der Hoochie Woochie'' shall be broadcast over the international airwaves in your honour. Who knows enemy troops may surrender when hearing it !!
Good Luck, und Gut Jadgt!
Gross Adrimal Reader
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