[CCIP]

Well, here's what it is roughly...

You ****ing know what? We've got ****ing weapons here! AT NIGHT. OUR SCIENTISTS. Will change the earth's gravitational field just a little - and your country will be underwater! 24 ***ing hours - and your WHOLE COUNTRY WILL BE UNDERWATER. OF THE ATLANTIC AND PACIFIC OCEANS. WHO ARE YOU ****ING WITH? ****ING THINK! YOU KNOW HOW BONAPARTE ENDED UP? HOW HITLER ENDED UP? AND ALL THE OTHERS. You will make a historical mistake. Your dad will not thank you. Forget him, your dad. YOUR GENERALS TELL YOU DON'T START THE WAR. IT'S NOT TOO LATE - IT'S JUNE 21ST 1941. BUT IF TOMORROW MORNING YOU SEND YOUR PLANES TO BAGHDAD - THAT'S YOUR GRAVE. YOU WILL DIE IN THAT WAR YOURSELF. And they're not gonna bury you. Cause you'll be hitting the whole country. The whole humanity. 6 BILLION PEOPLE. DON'T WANT THIS WAR. SIX. SIX BILLION, YOU ILLITERATE - CAN YOU READ - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 - SIX - BILLION, THE WHOLE PLANET IS AGAINST YOU. YOU ALONE WANT WAR. YOU AND THAT B**** CONDOLEEZA RICE. HALF-BLACK B****. THAT NEEDS TO BE SHUT UP. BRING HER HERE. IN OUR TAMAN DIVISION, THEY'LL ****ING CALM HER DOWN. CALM HER DOWN IN THE BARRACKS IN ONE NIGHT. AND SHE'S NOT GONNA WANT A ****ING WAR. SHE WILL DROWN IN RUSSIAN SPERM. IT'LL BE COMING OUT OF HER EARS. THIS IS NO MONICA LEWINSKI. SHE ONLY SUCKED ONCE. AND HERE THEY'LL SUCK HER THAT SHE'LL ****ING CRAWL BACK TO THE AMERICAN EMBASSY. In Moscow.
George, stop. KOMBAT, BATYANYA [soldiers' song]
George, that's it, go to a casino, to Las Vegas, and everything will be over. In Baghdad, everything is calm.

And yes, this guy is the leader of one of the parliamentary factions in Russia. And this is NOT an impersonator.