[quote=Brag]12 November 1939
I may as well complain about my fellow Kaleuns. They all want recipies for ala Balz cuisine. Did anyone organize a welcome back Balz party for my return? Bleah.
Hear ye, here ye, To the Most Honorable Herr Balz,
It is with utmost sincerity that your fellow Kaleuns have asked you to join them at the St. Balz Hotel. (Remember the one owned by your uncle, Herr Bare Balz).
They wish for you to regale them in your most recent adventures. And of course for allowing you to retell many of your Balz adventures the drinks are on you. Of course the house drink, "Bloody Balz" will be used for the first toast. Along with Harvey Balzbangers, Sex on the Balz, and Dirty Balz Martinis.......
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