[lesrae]

A couple of 'Little Johnny' jokes, they rely a lot on the pronunciation so may not translate too well:

Little Johnny's in class and teacher asks them to tell a story about a family relative :

LJ: My grandpa was in a pillbox when an enemy soldier threw in a grenade in, he threw himself on it and saved his mates, but it blew half his arse off.

Teacher: Rectum Johnny!

LJ: Rectum? It f*cking nearly killed him miss!


Another time, teacher asks for more stories about the war and Little Johnny tells one about his great uncle:

LJ: He was a pilot and one day he got into the biggest dogfight ever, there were f*ckers above him, f*ckers below him, f*ckers in front of him and f*ckers behind him - there were f*ckers everywhere.

Teacher: For the benefit of the rest of the class I should explain that the Fokker was a very successful WWII fighter plane.

LJ: No miss, these f*ckers was messerschmitts.




Thank you very much, I'm here till Friday, try the veal.