Noah has a new project.
God sends Noah an e-mail with a set of plans and instructions attached.
It says:
Build an ark. A chuffing great big ark with ten floors, install swimming pools the full length of the ark.
Go fishing.
Catch all the Carp you possibly can. Put them in the swimming pools.....
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This is going to be the worlds first....
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Multi-story carp ark!
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when you’ve been so long in the desert, any water, no matter how brackish, looks like life
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