Kaleun Brag,
Your parties are always the best! I would delited to attend, you captivated the attention of the officers and crew of U-45 the moment you made mention of "well mannered, quiet and shy girls to add class to this party."
It's just ashamed that the Kriegsmarine's finest will have to be the ones to ruin such poised young ladies!
PS. my Chief promises that his behavior will be more in tune with an officer of the kriegsmarine this time around, and that he will NOT be chasing any portly nude french girls through the middle of your knight's cross toast again!