5. Don't take your shirt off.
6. Be sure to set the break on your golfcart whenever you stop.
BTW: I have two friends who were
banned for life from Andersen and Lindsey Golf Courses on Fort Knox for violating...simultaneously many of the rules above...including the rules below.
7. Don't lose control of your golfcart, so that it ends up on the other side of...Radcliffe Blvd (iirc).
8. Don't ram another golfcart with your golfcart.
9. Don't execute tank platoon manuevers on the golfcourse.
10. Don't try to climb over the fence to Gold Depository to retrieve ball.
11. And above all, don't get falling down drunk.
