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I hope he can continue to report in the area after he has had a break.
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In any case, Johnston says I don't think so.
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You guys can say what you want about the guy, but at least he ain't stupid.  |
Maybe he just muttered the wrong thing in the wrong place at the wrong time.
That's why I always carry around the following on a piece of paper. You'll never know when you might wind up getting stuck in these parts!
The following are useful phrases to know when
travelling in the mideast:
Akbar khali haftir - Thank you for showing me your
lovely gun.
Gabul gardan davat - I am delighted to accept your
offer to lie down on the floor with my arms above my
head and my legs crossed.
Tamomeh gofteh - I agree with everythig you have ever
said or thought in your life.
Mano sepameh hast achman al hum - It is exceptionally
kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your
car.
Fashal el degat gof tam de la la - If you will do me
the kindness of not harming my genital appendages I
will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in
public.
Maneh va jabil bis me allah - I will tell you the names
and addresses of many American spies traveling as
reporters.
Bali Balli Ballii - Whatever you say!
Gher mez ghor han el hum - The red blind fold would be
lovely, excellency.
Tineck ba ob khrellen va ino emir massa noir - The
water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I
must have the recipe.