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Originally Posted by NefariousKoel
Thanks Jim! Though I'll have to run it down in the states. No biggie.
Also... let Chock know that I love his wife. Break it to him easy. 
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Jims passed on the responsibility to me to tell Chock's wife about the .. er .. love thing. Don't worry, done this thing before.
Chock, how are you ? Me ? fine, just thought we'd have a little chat about ..
things .. that have been happenin
Let's come out of the Kitchen or at least put the knife down before we talk about .. stuff
How's the wife ? Oh she's not her usual self .. Ha Ha Ha you know what Women are like when they... oh, I see, the Wife is the only Woman you've ever known. Oh right [gulp]
Listen, I have ..er.. something to tell ya but ..er.. you don't have any guns in the house have you ?
That's good, smelly things those guns. Glad you're sitting down. About the wife, how long have you been married ? Oh I see .. that long.
That long and you still love her ?
Not sure [phew]
Well Chock let me tell ya love is a funny thing
In what way ? you and her could have love feelings for other people
Nah, honest ya could .. you could have love feelings for ... somebody ... and your wife could have the same feelings for someone like er NefariousKoel or someone
Who's NefariousKoel ?
Ya mean you don't know ?!
Well if you ever meet him, just bear in mind your wife could love him just like you could love the Burger King girl
How do I know about the Burger King girl ?
Sorted !