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Originally Posted by Linton
I would like to take this opportunity,on behalf of the population of the UK, to apologise to the rest of the world for the reforming of the spice girls and their world tour.
They are going to be coming to a major city near you in their quest to raise some cash to support their z-list lifestyle.
They have new names:Common, Lezza, Ginga, Granny and Psycho.
Do not approach them as they can be considered toxic and dangerous.
I once again apologise to you all for any damage caused or pain inflicted.
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Apology NOT accepted. I will be calling my government and requesting that war be declared immediately. All ties are now broken, all bonds are null and void. This abomination must be stemmed immediately. Beware, we go to war.