That ice-cream cone does NOT look tasty. It's not true vanilla, there are no black dots in it. It is soft instead of firm so it isn't even cream, instead some evil concoction of flour and milk and eggs. Lastly, and most terribly, the cone isn't even conical. It has a flat bottom!
Stay well clear, or better still, sink on sight!
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"Enemy submarines are to be called U-Boats. The term submarine is to be reserved for Allied under water vessels. U-Boats are those dastardly villains who sink our ships, while submarines are those gallant and noble craft which sink theirs." Winston Churchill
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