1. You pop into the forums to scan the night's posts with a cup of coffee. You notice these topics:
Forests near your home
Where do you keep your guns?
Clinton/Bush/Blair is an $^%@
What I saw on the way home from the KKK rally last night
Which topic do you read first?
They should all be merged. The KKK rally was held in a forest near someones home about how much of an $^&@ Clinton, Bush and Blair are. On the way home from the rally everyone saw a scientologist so they got their guns (from where they are kept) and started singing songs by Wham.
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2. You see a topic titled "Headless masturbator found at gay Bible study massacre". You assume:
a. A Mexican newspaper reported got mixed up and posted his report here by mistake
b. Happy Times has been celebrating Lumbar Day too heavily.
c. Whatever, but Skybird will have something to say about it.
B and C. I'm sure both could be true. :hmm:
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3. You log into the forums and the General Topics forum is closed, locked tight... you assume:
a. Neal went off his meds again
b. Neal broke something in the vB system
c. Neal went off his meds broke something in the vB system, and is desperately searching for some way to blame it on Gizzmoe.
Well C is obviously true here.
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4. You flip on the evening news, and the headline story is about the NY Giants signing of a receiver named Muhammed Muhammed. You drop your glass of ice tea and bolt for the computer, expecting:
a. Waste Gate to mount a frontal assault on left-handed athletes
b. Avon Lady to post numerous links about Muslim receivers and their temndency to drop the bomb
c. P_Funk to recruit Chock's youtube skills for a mother's day promo
All of the above.
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