They should rename EU European Union to UE United Europe and be like the United States in it's behaviour to each other.
The south tolerates the north and the midwest puts up with the east and the southwest has it's own flavor with the west being the long haired hippies and the wacko's and the weed heads of Ameica.
Hey! We all get along it's ya'll's turn
edit: almost forgot ... you could put Tony Blair in charge of it lol