[The Avon Lady]

Originally Posted by Skybird

I had a deity for breakfast today, quite sweet in taste but already a bit dry, so I guess next time I'll really store them in a refrigerator. On the other hand, the two deities I grilled yesterday for lunch were juicy and delicious and had a tasty sound in their voices when begging for mercy. There is nothing better than a singing barbecue if you want to fill your empty belly in a hurry. It really pays off to buy your deities in a theistic warehouse, the quality simply is - well, it has more flavour, you know, and the more juice can be used for various kinds of deserts. Just don't grill them too hot, they tend to become too hot and nasty by that. Hm, I love deities, jumjum!

If you eat too many deities, don't you have to go on a diety?