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Old 06-14-07, 01:30 AM   #3
Ishmael
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blue3golf
You wanna dance?
She replies "no"
Say in a louder voice but not yelling "It's cuz I'm fat isn't it"
No. You say,"No! I said you look FAT in those PANTS."

Here's my favorite:

"Listen honey. Everybody tells me you're a lousy lay, but I refuse to believe them. I said, No! No! She's not like that at all!"
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