GWX Voice Response System:
(think Darth Vader voice and heavy breathing)
Good afternoon you have reached the GWX Hotline, thank you for calling.
If you are currently under fire from planes or destroyers, press C,
If you are currently detecting radar emissions, press C,
If you are in the English Channel, press Z,
If you are the subject of Depth-Charging press D,
If you have another problem, press P and please remain at periscope depth, one of our trained operators will be with you shortly to subject you to mocking evil laughter.
To facilitate our support and to demonstrate our concern for you, the vict..err user please answer the following questions:
Have you, after downloading and installing GWX
1: Sunk more tonnage faster than in stock SH3
2: Torn out hair or beard in frustration
3: developed a healthy respect for the RAF
4: become physically attached to your PC and not left the house in the last 72 hours
Thank you for playing GWX, we invite you to also download our skinpack.
On behalf of Kpt. Lehmann and the crew: have a nice day and sink them all!
:p
