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Originally Posted by Chock
Triumph have been making motorcycles for a lot longer than 900 years, here is the evidence from the Bible:
'The roar of Moses' Triumph was heard in the hills'
Joshua also favoured the classic British bike, and evidently went for long rides on it too: 'His Triumph was heard throughout the land'
They were not the only Biblical petrol heads, Jesus drove a Pontiac, as evidenced by Psalm 83: 'pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm' although he was less enthusiastic about his Honda: 'For I did not speak of my own Accord', although it was clearly very popular with his followers: 'For the Apostles were in one Accord'
Yaweh favors Dodge pickup trucks: Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain 'until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast'
God prefers an old Plymouth: 'He drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury'
 Chock |
:rotfl: :rotfl: Hilarious! Did you make that up?