Well, you could either tell her one of the two following phrases:
"I love you no s**t! I buy you air-conditioned Honda. I take you Stateside, get you job cibil serbice."
"Listen, honey. Everybody tells me you're a lousy lay, but I refuse to believe them. I told them, No, No! She's not like that at all!"
Or, you could scrape together a few hundred smackers & cut to the chase. Tell her you've noticed she has a lot of 1-hour friends and would like to join the parade.
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