I celebrate not with the demanded naked photos of myself (Neal does not wish you to become a gay forum
), but with - laughter. I found this site
http://www.lustenberger.ch/maurus/maurus.htm
today with some jokes that made me burst with laughter. Since some of them are German language, I copy and translate some of the best.
"Well, the water is cold today, isn't it?" - "I haven't been in the water!"
"I hope I reach the Patent Office soon this way!"
"Want to meet new people? Send a SMS with "A$$HOLE" to 9-1-1."
