^^
Q: "Do you like your job?"
A: "Yes" beeeeeeep!
Q: "Do you feel you are challenged and satisfied with your environment at work?"
A: "Yes" beeeeeeeep!
Q "Do you get on well with your colleagues in a friendly and supportive atmosphere?"
A "Yes, for the most part" beeeeeeeep!
Q: "How do you feel about your long term prospects with the company and future career within it?"
A: "Very positive and optimistic" beeeeeeeep!
:rotfl:
Somehow I think that reflects quite accurately how such a test would transpire at my work...
Obviously I'm poking fun here, but on a more serious note I'd hope that whatever job you are doing that requires a quarterly polygraph test is not just some bs sit in an office and take home a pay cheque at the end of the month deal. Like employee drug testing; I'd flat out refuse to participate, even if it meant loosing my job- what I do at home is my business and so long as I have the discipline to keep work and my
life (which is far more important to me than making like a battery for my boss' pension fund) separate, then work can go and stuff themselves
