Welcome! I can't believe I can get to say this directly to you...but...are you aware that you look like Hermione from the Harry Potter movies?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1773
It's only missing the wings.
I have a few questions, if you don't mind:
1) Do you have a magic wand like Hermione? Can you cast spells with it?
2) Is Kaptain Phillips really a vampire?
3) Did you end up with an eating disorder because he sucked all the blood out of you?
4) Did he sent you flowers like I suggested?
Keep up the good work. I'm counting on you and you can count on us.