WELCOME!!!
DRINKS ARE ON ME!
A new comer. Nice! You're even a woman (we don't get too many of those here; heck, aside from Sea Queen, Penelope Grey, and the Avon Lady, we get none at all, I think.) I have talked to "Kaptain Phillips," interesting person. Are you really the one in his signature?
My GF is just like Fatty's. "What's a 'ooh-boat?'" This usually ends up being a thing of foreplay...well, nevermind. Too much information.
Jesus, I've had quite the few drinks today...should probably stop before I pass out on my computer.