"Your honor, my clinets have been caused needless suffering and emotional distress by Ubisoft's failure to satisfy their needs for perfection in gaming. We demand our just recourse."
"What kinds of problems exist with the product, Counselor?"
"Your Honor, we feel that the games realism is a sham, the training provided by Ubisoft is lacking, and the game itself causes frustration."
"So let me get this straight.....people that sit at a PC for hours at a time pretending to be WWII submarine skippers are upset because of a lack of realism?"
"Exactly your Honor".
"OK....and they are upset because the radar doesn't work properly 24/7? And the torpedo tracking doesn't work on the little maps?"
"Yes your Honor, it's a terribly frustrating situation to be in."
"I see....people involved in a role playing game are frustrated. Have you filed a similar suit against Mother Nature by any chance?"
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