Got 133,609 tonnage this last patrol alone and never got close to my patrol zone so when near home base getting a refit I thought the heck with it I'm going to home base ( Freemantle this time ). Had broken stern tube that refits would not/could not fix and blew another tube in the bow just befor this last refit and still broke. Arrived at Freemantle and.............
Well Hell yes I want a new Sub, hand it over.
Oh she's pretty, I'll take her.
Even got new goodies to play with.
Whooie, racked up the tonneage in those last six patrols.
The hot babe?...................Yeah I wish

( blame Beery, he put her there.

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But they didn't want me to stay in Freemantle so they shipped me to Pearl. (
again )
Well it's back to the grind stone so off I go.
At least the torpedo tubes all work.

( for now )
P.S. Bet that office desk is just around the corner.