My mother is either dead or hiding from me, and the mother of my kids kicked me out before a lot of you were born.
Thank you so much for reminding me.
Oh, while both of the above are undeniably true, I'm just using it as an excuse for a slap back.:rotfl:
Happy Mother's day, folks.
Just remembered: I once took a friend to lunch for Mother's Day...told him he was the biggest mother I knew. Given the circumstances, he didn't complain.