Dear Sirs!
The second Sunday in May, in other words: next Sunday, is designated as Mother’s day to praise your mother, mother-in-law, the mother of your kids and motherhood in general.
For a proper celebration you will probably need this (source: "Titanic Magazin"):
a mouthwash “Stroh rum” (alcohol content 80 %),
a breakfast cigar “Shut your gob!” by brand "Speechless",
a dish set “Crusty”
and a freezer “Hide out”.