I once got a message that said:
"THE JAPANESE HAVE CATURED JAVA X COFFEE RATIONING WILL BEGIN NEXT WEEK X JUST BE HAPPY THEY DID NOT INVADE VIRGINIA X"
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"YES! Everything I do is a surprise! EVEN TO ME!"
"Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made." ~Otto von Bismarck
"I thought so little, they rewarded me by making me the ruler of the Queen's Navy." ~ Sir Joseph Porter (HMS Pinafore)
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