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Old 04-12-07, 05:39 PM   #13
John Channing
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In the absence of a working Stealth Meter, how about this (with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)…



If think you are at periscope depth, but your depth meter reads 1250 feet and dropping…. you may have been spotted.

If you’re wondering why there is water up to your waste and you’re still in the Control Room… you may have been spotted.

If you find yourself on the bridge, but you’re still at 100ft… you may have been spotted.

If you’re able to look up and actually see the bottom of a destroyer…. you may have been spotted.

If you turn to ask your XO a question, and he is Japanese… you may have been spotted.

If you're looking through the periscope, and there is someone looking back... you may have been spotted.



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