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Originally Posted by Hitman
*****The ultimate Women's guide of what a man means when he says something:*****
Yes=Yes
No=No
I'm hungry=I want to eat something
Uh? Yes, sure...= I was not listening already 5 minutes ago
What's wrong?=Can't you say what have I done wrong instead of crying?
You look pretty tonight=I'd eventually like to have s*x with you
Do we pick a Pizza and watch a movie?=I'd eventually like to have s*x with you
Do you want to dance=I'd eventually like to have s*x with you
I love you= I want to have s*x with you
I love you more than anything else= I really need to have s*x now, as soon as possible
I want to marry you=I want to make it ilegal for you to have s*x with other guys
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wtf? whats with the "*" in sex? :hmm: id understand if ******* was used, but SEX?..c'mon...