Oh come on, let's do this the proper NAVAL way:
"SHADDAP, ya bastids! I hear one more crack about th' patch outta yer pieholes, you'll be pulling barnacles off th' @$$ end o' this boat! Any o' you bunch don't savvy, speak up now so's I can getcher work schedule laid up proper! When we gotta patch, th' Old Man'll tell us, so ain't no use bellyachin' anyhow! Now get back ta yer damn stations!" -
