http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070407/D8OBRR4O2.html
(sorry, The video link didn't work, Here's the story. Looking for video now)
BDU to all Eastern Med U-Boats:
Please send Kriegtagebuchs to HQ ASAP, somebody has some explaining to do.
And don't tell me "Churchill did it."

Lemp already used that one.