LOL, the best one I had with the crew was when my sub suddenly went dead in the water while surfaced. I showed full speed ahead but was only doing one knot.
At first, I thought that maybe I had engine failure because every time I tried to change speed, I got a 'not able to comply'.
So I went to the crew page and low and behold, my whole crew on watch was asleep!
:rotfl:
So I ordered and then canceled battle stations and that fixed it.