Cap'n: How are the fish running, crewman?
Sonarman: I can hear one sir, it seems to be trackin' something.
Cap'n: Very nice.. I didn't know we had homing torpedoes aboard.
Sonarman: I've lost her, Captain.
Cap'n: What!? What do you mean?
Sonarman: Well, I lost the acoustic signature when it passed around behind us.
Cap'n: Be.. Behind us? Wait a minute...
*clink*
*Loud and rather humiliating explosion*
Sonarman: opps
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