Doctor: I'm sorry, but we'll have to amputate.
Fred: OK.
Doctor: Wait a minute! Great news! There was a minor error in the lab work. No reason to amputate after all!
Fred: LIAR!!!!! I asked if I could keep my arm and I was told unequivocally, positively, absolutely no way!!! Now lo and behold I get to keep it! You bastage!!
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