As a matter of fact we are. Any unneeded diesel and seamen you might have available would greatly aid the many crippled Yamato we currently have under our care.
We Saviors of Indigenous Naval Crafts (or Sinc) have accepted the same reality that your sex education class has: that you're going to do what you bloody well like regardless of what we tell you. Therefore we have decided to guide you in the safest way to destroy these magnificent entities, despite our sincere hope that you abstain from the activity.
On sighting the Yamato it would be wise to submerge to periscope depth. After getting a good angle of approach maneuver yourself to be perpendicular to the ship at about fifteen hundred yards. Surface and cut power to your engines. This will allow the ship to prepare itself for its impending and undignified demise at your hands. In order to facilitate your attack the Yamato in question will turn its guns to face you. If it doesn't do this right away you may wish to fire a shot over the vessel to speed the process. Wait exactly one minute, regardless of any activity that would cause you to desire otherwise. If you do not wait a full minute your torpedoes will be ineffective. After a full minute you should be able to attack and receive your blood stained rewards.
We at SINC would like you to remember, though, that the only way to guarantee your safety is through abstinence.
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