[The Noob]

My choice of weapons is strongly influenced by Rambonism.

Rambonism

There are several fundamental laws of Rambonism. They are:

1: When in war, use the biggest calibre, noisiest, most inaccurate machine gun possible; no sniper rifles allowed

2: If no big gun is available, use a big noisy handgun such as the Desert Eagle.

3: If no big noisy handgun is available, use a huge freaking combat knife such as the one depicted in the movie First Blood.

4: If no weapon from rules 1-3 is available, you must use your fists while screaming loudly.

5: These rules apply to video games as well, such as Americas Army and Counterstrike.

6: Always make your presence known.