03-23-07, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by TteFAboB
I have a good effortless money-making scheme for you:
Start up an enviromentalist NGO. "Save the bananas in the Bahamas" or something. "Save Bahamese (  ) children from global warming".
Call USAID, Christian AID, UN, UNICEF, IMF, World Bank, MacCarthur, Ford, Al Gore, ad infinitum, and soon enough you'll be living in the biggest mansion of the Bahamas. You'll have so much money you'll be able to hire me as a consultant. Not that I would do anything either. I'd just assist in filling the spots so that the "N"GO looks good on paper. "We have a consultant in light bulbs, he's devised a plan to replace every light bulb in the Bahamas for whale-oil lamps. These whale-oil Lamps consume 100% less energy than conventional and CFL light bulbs".
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Well, most of your AID probably would not work, but I bet I could get UN and UNICEF aid simply by mentioning that I'll give them kickbacks if they fund my banana programs!
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