Well, I'm sorry if you think this is rude.
All this whining just get's on my nerves and this post is really not one of those that brings any real and/or new arguments to the debate. Sure, it's fun to click a person, but you can just click the button to the same effect and with the off responses and not really life-like reactions, calling this "interactive crew" just sounds, well, a bit odd. If at all, you can access the stations options through the officers, that's all.