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Originally Posted by ASWnut101
Urine
Yep, the yellow stuff that is 'dispensed' from your body.
USES: Can help stop a pink-eye infection; can have salt harvested from it for use in disinfecting and storing; 100% sterile unless you have a urinary tract infection or an STD; helps stop the effects of athletes foot; puts out fires in a very smelly way; drinkable to replace some excess nutrients and salts that your body might have missed during digestion.
(All above IS true, but kinda nasty.)
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You forgot "cools down red hot mortar tubes" a-la We Were Soldiers 
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Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.
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