[tedhealy]

Originally Posted by dean_acheson

Gosh, you guys don't know anything!

There was a secret submarine war that started in 1939. That is how the U.S. forced Japan to attak Pearl Harbor later on. The OSS was sinking Japanese tankers secretly outside Tokyo bay.

The submarine used, the USS Noam Chomsky, was commanded by a guy named John Stockwell, and later went on to run cocaine from Laos to Berkely and Dallas in the 1950s and 60s to fund CIA activities. When Kennedy tried to stop these activities, the rouge submarine and its CIA crew used the mess boy, Bernard, and gave him a new name, L.H. Oswald, and then sent him on a patsy mission to 'get' the President, which he badly flubbed, of course.

Later this most infamous of GATOs spirited the real Saddam Hussein and the Iraq WMDs out to the new Cobra lair near the North Pole. Cynthia Mckinney was going to blow the lid on all of this, so she had to go too.

Don't any of your guys watch the History Channel?

Bernard = Oswald :rotfl: