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High Voltage · 03-15-07, 11:07 PM

Mutiny on U-133!!!

She has assumed command and has me confined to the stern torpedo compartment. Invoking section III, paragraph 3.4 of the Kriegsmarine Marriage Code, she ordered me relieved of my duties for failing to, quote, "Keep the torpedo well-lubed and nestled in it's proper compartment". She often requested for the Kapitan to "flood tube one", but distractions kept me from fulfilling my duties.
I hang my head in shame..

03-15-07, 11:07 PM	#36
High Voltage Chief Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: U-33. Depth Charges...sinking.. Posts: 325 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Mutiny on U-133!!! She has assumed command and has me confined to the stern torpedo compartment. Invoking section III, paragraph 3.4 of the Kriegsmarine Marriage Code, she ordered me relieved of my duties for failing to, quote, "Keep the torpedo well-lubed and nestled in it's proper compartment". She often requested for the Kapitan to "flood tube one", but distractions kept me from fulfilling my duties. I hang my head in shame.. __________________ The new-moon night is black as ink. Off Hatteras the tankers sink. While sadly Roosevelt counts the score-- Some fifty thousand tons--by MOHR