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Fortunately for the overworked authorities, Mills will soon be traveling across the pond to make her debut on ABC's Dancing with the Stars Monday, removing her from their jurisdiction.
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Run to the hills! Tell he to dial 666 instead of 999! Set up an automated answering machine and go to the caves.
"Greetings, this is the United States Emergency Police Department For Protection Against Huge Powers. To receive protection against huge powers, dial 1, lock yourself in the closet and knock yourself unconscious. For emotional support, dial 2. To donate 50% of your money to charity, dial 3. To return the money to Paul, dial 4 you gold-digging ****."
Really, if she gets millions she'll have enough money to hire an army of body-guards to protect her inside the bunker she could also afford to build. No need to go around whining and definitely there's no need to leech on the police. Is she trying to look insecure and fragile to the judge?