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Originally Posted by Polak
Looks like David Letterman.  |
Lettermen's Top Ten reasons to enjoy killing Russians in Finnish Border War
10. Can't get a decent seat at the Bolshoi.
9. Those wet babushka t-shirt contests.
8. Kill them now because in the next war, Russia will be shirts; Finns skins...and it's 40 below.
7. They can't complete with with Nokia in the future, so they're trying to capture it retroactively.
6. Soviet swimsuit issue goes on sale in Helsinki.
5.Their tiresome habit of making May Day every day.
4.Petrograd, Leningrad, St. Petersburg?...make up your god damn minds!
3.Get wind of Soviet plan to build nuclear plant on Finnish border in the future.
2.It's fun killing the guys Stalin didn't purge.
1.They keep watering down the vodka.