Tsk, tsk. Where is your training, Kaleun? A simple four step plan:
1. Accuse the now dead Captain of the sunken ship in a plot to assasinate the Fuehrer.
2. State that it was only the great diligence, loyalty, skill, and intelligence of the Reichsfuehrer-SS, Heinrich Himmler, that enabled you to foil the plot.
3. Helpfully provide the phone number of the Reichsfuehrer to the officers investigating the sinking, and with the appropriate menace in your voice, invite them to disturb the Reichsfuehrer from his sleep to question him on his great triumph.
4. Enjoy your Knight's Cross!
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