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Originally Posted by Ark
There are only 5 reasons to DL a game.
1. There are no stores by you that sell the game, and shipping to Sri Lanka is so expensive you'd have to whore your sister in order to pay for it.
2. So you can pay the same price for something you can't actually touch.
3. You are afraid of the public and the thought of being outside makes the hair on the back of your neck stand up.
4. You have light myopia so it's hard for you to go outside, and consequently, you work 12 hour night shifts.
5. The idea of limited downloads makes you feel "Extreme" and adds a sense of danger.
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1. Check (I dont have a sister, but brother will do in this case)
2. Check (Eww.... i wonder how many bacteries are living in a DVD disc)
3. Check (Looks out the window with chills going thru the spine)
4. Check (Hehe, thatīs what they think!)
5. Check (Another option to add more realism, I download the game so that I have only one ticket left. Then, when I die in the game, I delete it)
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