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kwikpoppa · 03-09-07, 03:29 PM

A joke told by Seaman Joseph Roost,currently on 2nd patrol aboard U1 somewhere near Irish coast:

A seaman and petty officer survive an attack and are washed ashore on a remote island inhabitted by primitive natives.They are apprehended and taken back to their village where they are confronted by the local witchdoctor.
the witchdoctor asks the seaman:
"You wantem ROO ROO or death?"
To this the seaman asks
"What the hell is ROO ROO?"
"We doem up the arse" replies the witchdoctor.
So the seaman thinks about this a moment or two and decides,well Im only 23 years old and I aint ready to die just yet......
"Ill take ROO ROO" he replies.
So a few natives seize him and drag him into the brush.....
The witchdoctor turns to the petty officer and asks him
"whattem you want?,ROO ROO or death!"
The petty officer is a proud man and a dedicated Nazi
"Ill take Death you SWINE!" he defiantly exclaims
To this the witchdoctor replies
"Very well, Death by ROO ROO"

03-09-07, 03:29 PM	#1
kwikpoppa Bosun Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ft payne,ala. Posts: 68 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	U Boat Humor A joke told by Seaman Joseph Roost,currently on 2nd patrol aboard U1 somewhere near Irish coast: A seaman and petty officer survive an attack and are washed ashore on a remote island inhabitted by primitive natives.They are apprehended and taken back to their village where they are confronted by the local witchdoctor. the witchdoctor asks the seaman: "You wantem ROO ROO or death?" To this the seaman asks "What the hell is ROO ROO?" "We doem up the arse" replies the witchdoctor. So the seaman thinks about this a moment or two and decides,well Im only 23 years old and I aint ready to die just yet...... "Ill take ROO ROO" he replies. So a few natives seize him and drag him into the brush..... The witchdoctor turns to the petty officer and asks him "whattem you want?,ROO ROO or death!" The petty officer is a proud man and a dedicated Nazi "Ill take Death you SWINE!" he defiantly exclaims To this the witchdoctor replies "Very well, Death by ROO ROO"