I like this 'job title' that is in one of STEED's ..
Faithfully,
Mary Adams , Mrs.
Zonal Co-ordinator
Beats my
Environmental Multi-Tasker which I assigned to myself and means Road Sweeper/Toilet Cleaner/Refuse Collector.
I used to get these and what tickled me about them was the statement that if you didn't claim your money, it would go to somebody else unless you ACT NOW !
Many times, I was tempted to reply and tell them to give it to some-one else.