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Kapitan_Phillips · 03-06-07, 10:08 AM

I think I'm going to sue Microsoft on several grounds:

Windows Vista hurt my C: Drive's feelings, requiring constant defragging
My RAM is being counselled for post traumatic stress after he found an extra 512MB stick ontop of his motherboard
My graphics card is racially offended by the black taskbar, claiming it is prejudiced to silver pixels
Internet Explorer is stalking me, insisting Mozilla bullied it into exporting my favourites into Firefox
Paint consistently insults Macromedia Fireworks by stealing its file associations, and ultimately failing to open the file, insisting its still my fault
Windows Media Player is prejudiced on the grounds that it hates playing Peter Gabriel's 'Big Time' and cuts the last 30 seconds off

I think there's a good £2 in those allegations :hmm:

03-06-07, 10:08 AM	#14
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	I think I'm going to sue Microsoft on several grounds: Windows Vista hurt my C: Drive's feelings, requiring constant defragging My RAM is being counselled for post traumatic stress after he found an extra 512MB stick ontop of his motherboard My graphics card is racially offended by the black taskbar, claiming it is prejudiced to silver pixels Internet Explorer is stalking me, insisting Mozilla bullied it into exporting my favourites into Firefox Paint consistently insults Macromedia Fireworks by stealing its file associations, and ultimately failing to open the file, insisting its still my fault Windows Media Player is prejudiced on the grounds that it hates playing Peter Gabriel's 'Big Time' and cuts the last 30 seconds off I think there's a good £2 in those allegations :hmm: __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.