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Old 03-02-07, 09:19 PM   #3
Gorduz
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We can solve this with the 1990 postulation of Theresa LeClair, the girl who lived across the hall from me in first year residence. She stated that she would have sex with me "when hell freezes over". Since I had sexual relations with her last night, condition two above most be true, and thus it can be concluded that condition one is true, and hell is exothermic.

(note there is an error in your vesion, if hell hasn't frozen then it must be endotermic)

The result of this theory is that since Hell har frozen, it does not accept souls anymore. This leaves us with heaven, whitch proves the existence of a divine being, witch explains why Theresa last night repetatly screamed "Oh my god!".

(sorry if the english is bad, this version was translated from a norwegian one)
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