I'm thinking of running for "World Emperor"
I will impose strike penalties on those who take themselves to serious.
Also if your personal "CSQ" (Common Sense Quotient) falls below my set limits, you will be retired to a small colony somewhere out of site and out of mind. At this colony you will be expected to provide for yourself. How you do this is strictly up to you.
So that said
A Vote for me is a vote for you!

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PS:
I will ask "waste gate" to be my Vice Emperor